Friday, March 2, 2007

Evolution:)(Teaser)

Its all about the seals!..

You know how some philosophers go 2 some public place and preach 2 everyone that evolution doesn't exist??...

well..

I'm here TO PROVE THEM WRONG..(And diss their robes!XD)[No Pun Intended]

First things first..

Evolution is the transformation in a species (or an ecosystem) inherited physical/behavior/etc or traits.From parents to kids...adultery's often the cause of all monkey's starting to turn into humans....which proves everyything!(JK Jk LARZZZ! abt the adultery part)



- Upright-postured bipedal humanzees' wearing bikini's are one of those solid prove of evolution



To Be COntinued



Saturday, February 10, 2007

Women Can All Be Misandrist

I'm the guy in rags that watches ALOT of MTV..

And a song that annoyed me the most..(but not for obvious reasons)
Is 'I Don't Need A Man-Pussycat Dolls'

All of my inference's are off of my opinion..
Although I'll try to elaborate the subject and make it as logical to both sex as possible..

Misandry -(hatred, fear or prejudice(also agitation) towards men)

What is it with woman having a problem against us(men)???-Mr Anonymous

All we want to do is *ahem* spread our genetical traits to the future generation-Geekoid

MUSHY!!..one word..MUSHHHHHYY!!!..-George

The disturbance of the said song
[Miscellaneous]
Look we know you don't need a ring to prove yourself complete
...But hey...they're diamonds..^^

[Biology]
You'll just have to wait until our Y chromosomes disappear alright!!!...
Then u can just multiply and fertilize your own ovum and forget all about penises..
Like the Australian Clone Geckos..
Now thats the species that changed the phrase 'Girls Only' for eternity!!!

[Religion]
Read your Al-Quran/Bible/Torah lately???
It says 'no homosexuality right?'
I've made myself clear..

[Political]
Women Rights?
We've given u job at our administration office..
Let you play tennis with miniskirts..
And this is how you say thanks???

[Morality]
If you want respect, just say so lar!!
Don't give us hints that irritates..
And you can't blame aggresive man like us..
Violence will be Violence..

The Actual Meaning Behind The Song
1)Women are sick of being harassed emotionally by men
2)You can't blame them for wanting to act natural with all the burdens they carry..
(Pregnancy, Period, Rich Guys, etc etc)
3)Pussycat Dolls were running out of sexy lyrics..and instead..become realistic..

END..